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Chris O'Kelly  

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Woot, my first journal

Journal Entry: Wed Mar 26, 2008, 7:53 AM
  • Listening to: no aphrodisiac - The Whitlams
  • Watching: Fate - Stay Night
  • Playing: Simple Life 2.0 and IdleRPG
well i spend so much time reading other peoples journals but i never really could be bothered with my own, but, thanks to the miracle of boredom, here it is, useless and unintelligible crud about me, that i ever so selfishly expect you to read and then not retch out loud at my vapid outpourings.

but i digress

i am doing something incredibly important and incredibly easy which i will be posting up soon, however because i am currently as imaginative as the average aphid i am having ridiculous amounts of difficulty finishing the last few lines.

if you want to help me out please help me choose between-

typing random alphanumeric sequences on the keyboard then pretending they are actually meaningful

beating myself with an empty bottle of vodka from the other night until either ideas or brain fluid flow like the very same vodka did the other night.

let this be a warning to you kids out there, the amount of brain cells you have lost are inversely proportional to the amount of vodka you can drink by the end of the night without retching (due to the also present danger of lost taste buds, i'm sure)

well this is going nowhere fast, so i will cut it off he-

Devious Information

  • Current Age: FBI agent
  • Current Residence: paradise
  • Interests: Computers, programming, singin, writing, sketching (if i feel relaxed enuff to do a half decent job)
  • Favourite movie: Advent Children
  • Favourite band or musician: varies
  • Favourite genre of music: its all good
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephen King
  • Favourite style of art: abstract
  • Operating System: depends what i decide to boot... right now its XP, but i often use redhat
  • MP3 player of choice: Nomads all the fkin way, down with IPODS!
  • Shell of choice: putty
  • Wallpaper of choice: Heavy Rotation
  • Skin of choice: isnt that a bit racist¿
  • Favourite game: FF7
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Cloud Strife
  • Personal Quote: touch me again and i rip your nuts out through your ass
  • Tools of the Trade: The boundless mind

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~SolidSake:iconSolidSake: Mar 20, 2008, 9:08:28 AM
omg! what a coincidence! xD ! hello random deviant!

I've got PMS :D xD rofl!

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~JHChristMan:iconJHChristMan: Aug 8, 2007, 6:52:40 AM
what wasnt?

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*collapsis:iconcollapsis: Aug 7, 2007, 10:01:50 AM
Well, that wasn't very nice, now was it?

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~Konjuku:iconKonjuku: Aug 5, 2007, 4:59:00 AM
Thank you for the favorites!

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~inthejaw:iconinthejaw: May 19, 2006, 2:29:15 PM
hey you have some very nice work. =)

if you have time, take a look at this awesome site for writing.

ublot.
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~exspiro:iconexspiro: Feb 23, 2006, 11:58:01 AM
Very nice prose. There is this new collaborative writing site going up, I think you might be interested.

ublot
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Spread the word!

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~Pyro8maniac:iconPyro8maniac: Nov 21, 2005, 5:40:58 PM
I love your poems, i watch your page now!
~JHChristMan:iconJHChristMan: Oct 24, 2005, 5:25:14 PM
wow that was quick!
~Jonjamo:iconJonjamo: Oct 24, 2005, 5:12:34 PM
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